Welcome to part ten in this series of videos in which I take the advice of all of those Christian fundamentalists and read my bible - literally

You see if you are going to believe in the literal "truth" of the bible and take it literally then literally is the only way that you can read it.

In this episode we are back to the lists again

Seriously, it's like reading a telephone directory written by dyslexic martians

This was by far the hardest chapter to rewrite but don't worry it gets interesting again for the next few episodes and we don't have any more long lists to contend with for a while

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Britain is not a Muslim country and will never be a Muslim country.

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Welcome to part nine in this series of videos in which I take the advice of all of those Christian fundamentalists and read my bible - literally

You see if you are going to believe in the literal "truth" of the bible and take it literally then literally is the only way that you can read it.

In this episode, Noah has come out of the ark and god is feeling really sorry and promises not to flood everything again but he might need a reminder to jog his memory ... just in case

Noah discovers homebrew which has unfortunate circumstances for someone but as this is the perfect word of god it isn't necessarily who you would expect.

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A reading of literal Genesis along with the odd comment.

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"Ridicule is the only weapon which can be used against unintelligible propositions. Ideas must be distinct before reason can act upon them; and no man ever had a distinct idea of the trinity. It is the mere Abracadabra of the mountebanks calling themselves the priests of Jesus." - Thomas Jefferson

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BBC2 11 April 2011 with Sam Harris, Mona Eltahawy and Tariq Ramadan

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This is not just some silly racist action that warrants all the scorn it has received; this is something that should be thoroughly analysed. It raises a pivotal question regarding the fundamental values within society - whether, on the one hand, a person (no matter how misguided) is allowed to ridicule and satire religion or, on the other, if there are some subjects that are exempt from such attention.

The freedom of expression, no matter who is offended, is a central pillar in any secular society. Lose it and you know what will take its place...

Air date 10th April 2011

Halal is not just a way of preparing food, it is a covert means of imposing Islamic values on the western world. There are many questions about our relationship with the rest of the animal kingdom - but most answers will come from looking at how members of our own species are prepared to treat each other.