Gunfighter Ballads, Kenosha Kid: AR on a Sling

 

Great song that the good people from 4Chan or Discord made. Lyrics below video

Parody of the song Big Iron by Marty Robbins

The song is about the "fiery yet mostly peaceful" Black Lives Matter protest that occurred in Kenosha, Illinois, and the shooting that occurred afterward. 

Lyrics

In the town of old Kenosha marched some troubled rogues one day

Held hammers high above their heads, and looking for affray

No one dared to ask their business, no one dared to make a din

Save for one young man among them with an AR on a sling

AR on a sling

In this town, there were some outlaws bound to teachings of the Red,

Many soi bois were among them as were trannies overfed,

They were vicious, prone to violence, burning gas stations and more,

And their leader rode a skateboard rolling swiftly on the floor,

Swiftly on the floor.

Now young man started talkin', made it plain to folks around

He was there to stop the mob from burnin' businesses to ground.

Didn't look like much the tough guy 'cept for one important thing,

And that thing, of course, an AR riding tautly on a sling

Tautly on a sling

Now the night was passing quickly as the mob moved wielding flame

And the youth called out to halt them when they spotted him as game

He was running down the pavement when a lout caused him to trip

And tempted the soi leader with the skateboard on his hip

Skateboard on his hip

It was over in a moment as the folks had gathered round,

The skater sought the rifle as the youth lay on the ground,

Oh he might have went on livin' but forgot one major thing

And he fell down shot dead by the kid with AR on a sling

AR on a sling

A RRR

A RRR

He fell down shot dead by the kid with AR on a sling