Afroman - Will You Help Me Repair My Door (OFFICIAL MUSIC VIDEO)

 

LATE LAST AUGUST, members of the Sheriff’s Department in Adams County, Ohio busted into a home, armed with rifles and wearing full tactical gear. They’d obtained a warrant on suspicion of drug trafficking and kidnapping — but after smashing down the door and scouring every inch of the house, the cops found neither drugs nor any signs of any kidnappings. They nevertheless confiscated a few items, including about $5,000 in cash, which was later returned (after an independent investigation was required to prove the full amount was there) to its owner — the lovable, weed-loving rapper, Afroman. 

Lyrics:

[Chorus]

Will you help me repair my gate?

Will you help me repair my door?

Did you find what you was looking for?

Will you help me repair my gate and door?

[Verse 1]

Would you like a slice of lemon pound cake?

You can take as much as you want to take

There must be a big mistake

Would you like to have a slice of my lemon pound cake?

The warrant said "Narcotics and kidnapping"

The warrant said "Narcotics and kidnapping"

Are you kidding? I make my money rapping

Why does the warrant say "Narcotics?" (Well, I know narcotics)

But why kidnapping?

Let me ask you something, Officer

[Verse 2]

Any kidnapping victims inside my suit pockets?

Are therе any kidnapping victims inside my suit pockets?

You crooked cops need to stop it

Thеre are no kidnapping victims in my suit pockets

Let me ask you another question

Is there a thousand pounds of weed in my suit pockets?

Is there a thousand pounds of weed in my suit pockets?

You crooked cops need to stop it

There's not a million pounds of weed in my suit pockets

Let me ask you something else

[Verse 3]

Any kidnapping victims inside my CDs?

Any kidnapping victims inside my CDs?

The Adams County Sheriff's Department, you can get these

There are no kidnapping victims in my, in my CDs

How many pounds of weed are inside my CDs?

How many pounds of weed are inside my CDs?

Adams County Sheriff's, you can get these

How many pounds of weed did you find in my CDs?

[Verse 4]

Why are you stealing my money?

Why are you stealing my money?

You represent the law and it's funny

You're stealing my legal-worked-hard-everyday-paid-taxes money

The sheriff disconnected my cameras

The sheriff disconnected my cameras

The sheriff should be locked up in slammers

The Adams County Sheriff's Department disconnected my cameras

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[Verse 5]

Did you have to traumatize my kids?

Did you have to traumatize my kids?

Did you have to traumatize my kids?

Did you have to traumatize my kids?

Will you pay me for doing me wrong?

Will you pay me for doing me wrong?

Will you pay me for doing me wrong?

Or will I have to get paid from this song?

[Outro]

Aye, you think they gon' buy this, man?

‘Folded man’ stands up straight after 28 years following surgery that broke bones

 

A man suffered from a form of ankylosing spondylitis so severe that his upper body folded onto his thighs. Three parts of his body were ‘connected’ – his chin to his chest, his breastbone to his pubic bone, and his face to his thigh bone. After undergoing four operations at Shenzhen University General Hospital, in which his bones were literally broken and reconstructed, he finally stood straight – after 28 years. 

Paul Joseph Watson - The proof is in the pudding.

 

This week Paul takes a look at Power Lifters!

Mark Dice - Here's What Trump lndictment Means and What Comes Next

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He has been featured on Fox News, the History Channel, E! Entertainment, the Drudge Report, and news outlets around the world.  

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Lady Is Convinced That Laws Don’t Apply To Her

 

Early morning Monday, an officer with the Gulf Breeze Police Department was conducting a routine patrol on Pensacola Bay Bridge. The officer observed a Grey GMC Terrain traveling 52 in a 35 MPH zone and pulled behind the vehicle. 

The officer found that the license plate registration was expired as of October 2021. The officer initiated a traffic stop within a CVS parking lot. When the officer came in contact with the driver, he observed that she had extremely dilated pupils, glossy eyes, and lethargic behavior. The officer explained the reason for the stop (speeding) and the driver became extremely argumentative. The driver stated that she did not need a drivers license (as she was not driving a commercial vehicle). The driver was was removed from her vehicle and placed into a police vehicle. 

Upon looking up the drivers information, it was revealed that her Mississippi drivers license had been expired since 10/21/2021. It was also revealed that the she had an active warrant out of Santa Rosa County for Failure to Appear for Driving While License Expired. During the inventory of the vehicle, a clear plastic baggy was located inside the driver’s backpack on the front passenger floorboard which contained a white powdery substance, identified as c*caine. The driver did not take ownership of any of the items. Due to the officer’s training and experience and personal body behavior, the driver was determined to be operating a motor vehicle while her faculties were impaired. The field sobriety tests were not conducted due to the driver displaying erratic behavior ranging in non-compliance, complained, argumentative, irrational mindset, extremely dilated pupils, etc… The driver was charged with operating a motor vehicle without a valid license, driving under the influence, and possession of c*caine.

Enter to Win Ms Fisher's Modern Murder Mysteries - Series 2 on DVD

Ms Fisher's Modern Murder Mysteries - Series 2 released on 3rd April

And to celebrate we have a great competition for you and 2 copies on DVD to give away.

Synopsis: 

We travel back to the swinging 60s for more intriguing mystery with the addictively entertaining Ms. Fisher’s Modern Murder Mysteries. Full of lively wit, surprising twists and exquisite period detail, this spinoff to the internationally acclaimed Miss Fisher’s Murder Mysteries has a unique charm of its own, and fans can now enjoy this delightful series as it receives its eagerly anticipated home entertainment release.

 

Ms. Fisher’s Modern Murder Mysteries Series Two will be released on DVD and digital on 3 April 2023. The Series One and Two Box set will also be available, just in time for some irresistible Easter viewing.

Series Two finds the stylish and intrepid investigator Peregrine Fisher (Geraldine Hakewill – Wanted) – niece of the inimitable Phryne Fisher – up to the same old tricks. As murders continue to plague the streets of sixties Melbourne, our daring detective must tackle her trickiest assignment yet; juggling her career, the busy life of an Adventuress, and her romance with Detective James Steed (Joel Jackson –Mystery Road, Peter Allen: Not the Boy Next Door).

But work isn't the only challenge – society's expectations for women threaten her budding romance, and the resulting strain makes working with the police even trickier...

In Series One, we’re introduced to the plucky, bold and gorgeously reckless Peregrine Fisher as a young detective who inherits a windfall when Phryne Fisher goes missing in the highlands of New Guinea...

Playful, exuberant and never naive, Peregrine Fisher won’t give up on her mission to honour her famous aunt's legacy while navigating changing times and striving to make a real-world difference.

Join Ms. Fisher for captivating mysteries and rip-roaring fun. Ms. Fisher’s Modern Murder Mysteries Series Two and One and Two Box set promise thrills aplenty.

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Colin Mochrie has been faking improv this entire time

 

We couldn’t make this up if we tried. @colinmochrie pic.twitter.com/7x2CLumfoX

— 22Minutes (@22_Minutes) February 9, 2023