Thursday, 12 October 2023

John Fetterman Accidentally Makes the Funniest Joke Ever

 


It turns out that John Fetterman is hilarious! He appeared on Late Night with Stephen Colbert and made one of the funniest comments a Senator has ever said, but he did it on accident.


Saturday, 7 October 2023

Tuesday, 3 October 2023

The Avalanches - Frontier Psychiatrist

 


Official Music Video for “Frontier Psychiatrist” by The Avalanches, remastered in HD.



Lyrics:
Is Dexter ill, Is Dexter ill, Is Dexter ill
Is Dexter ill today, Mr Kirk, Dexter's in school
I'm afraid he's not, Miss Fishborne
Dexter's truancy problem is way out of hand
The Baltimore County school board have decided to expel
Dexter from the entire public school system

Oh Mr Kirk, I'm as upset as you to learn of Dexter's truancy
But surely, expulsion is not the answer!
I'm afraid expulsion is the only answer
It's the opinion of the entire staff that Dexter is criminally insane

That boy needs therapy, psychosomatic,
That boy needs therapy, purely psychosomatic
That boy needs therapy
Lie down on the couch! What does that mean?
You're a nut! You're crazy in the coconut!
What does that mean? That boy needs therapy
I'm gonna kill you, that boy needs therapy
Play the kazoo, let's have it tune
On the count of three
That, that, that, that, that boy.. boy needs therapy
He was white as a sheet
And he also made false teeth

Avalanches is above, business continues below
Did I ever tell you the story about
Cowboys! Bit , bit bitches and the indians and, Fron, Frontier Psychiatrist
I, I felt strangely hypnotised
I was in another world, a world of 20.000 girls
And milk! Rectangles, to an optometrist, the man with the golden eyeball
And tighten your buttocks, pour juice on your chin
I promise my girlfriend I'd, the violin, violin, violin

Frontier Psychiatrist
Frontier, frontier, frontier, frontier
Frontier, frontier, frontier, frontier
Frontier, frontier, frontier, frontier

That boy needs therapy, psychosomatic
That boy needs therapy, purely psychosomatic
That boy needs therapy
Lie down on the couch, what does that mean?
You're a nut! You're crazy in the coconut!
What does that mean? That boy needs therapy
I'm gonna kill you, that boy needs therapy
Ranagazoo, let's have a tune
Now when I count three
That, that, that, that, that boy.. boy needs therapy
He was white as a sheet
And he also made false teeth

Frontier Psychiatrist

Can you think of anything else that talks, other than a person?
Uh ohh, uh oh, a bird! Yeah!
Sometimes a parrot talks
Ha ha ha ha ha !!!!
Yes, some birds are funny when they talk
Can you think of anything else
A record, record, record !

© 2001 Modular Recordings Pty Ltd

Mark Dice takes a deep look into the deep state, to show you what Trump is up against

 

Order Mark's book The Bildεrbεrg Group: Facts & Fiction in paperback from Amazon here

Monday, 2 October 2023

COMPETITION: Win The Brokenwood Mysteries: Series 9 on DVD


It’s time to take another trip to New Zealand and the town of Brokenwood, where the population is small and the murder rate is high, as we welcome the return of the gripping and entertaining The Brokenwood Mysteries for its ninth series on DVD

And to celebrate we have a great competition and 2 copies on dvd to give away.

Synopsis
The new series brings a slew of sleuthing entertainment with its many murder mysteries and Acorn Media International brings the much-loved show to DVD and digital as The Brokenwood Mysteries Series 9 and Series 1 – 9 Box set on 9 October 2023, following its transmission on UKTV’s Drama Channel.
 
This long-running, fan-favourite follows Detective Mike Shepherd (Neill Rea – Go Girls) who arrived in the seemingly sweet and sleepy town of Brokenwood in a classic car with a country music collection – and never left.  The town is filled with mysterious murders, secret societies, gruesome goings-on and killers lurking between the shadows and needs a crack team of cops to keep it safe.

The new series sees Brokenwood C.I.B’s finest, D.S.S. Mike Shepherd and his associates, Detective Kristin Sims (Fern Sutherland – The Almighty Johnsons) and D.C. Daniel Chalmers (Jared Rawiri – Shortland Street) back for more enthralling investigations, joined once again by pathologist Gina Kadinsky (Cristina Ionda – Filthy Rich).

This curious team of detectives work together with a warm camaraderie and deadpan humour against the background of sublime small-town New Zealand. Together they must investigate fresh murder cases including the mysterious electrocution of a musical composer, a family rivalry that ends in disaster, the death of a nun, the murder of a member of an all-female motorcycle gang and more....

Murder lies just around the corner in The Brokenwood Mysteries.

Buy from Amazon at - https://amzn.to/3FjSpql

Enter now for a chance to win.

COMPETITION CLOSED


Terms and conditions
1. Closing date 16-10-23
2. No alternative prize is available
3. When the competition ends as indicated on this page, any and all entries received after this point will not count and emails blacklisted due to not checking this page first.
4. Winners will be chosen randomly and will be informed via email.
5. Entries that come directly from other websites will not be accepted.

Saturday, 30 September 2023

Thursday, 28 September 2023

Powerthirst

 


Its been 16 years since the greatest advertising parody of all time was uploaded to youtube